(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Trump will make America great again.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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