Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Caramel Boing.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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