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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Kevin and Ramin

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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