There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Abortion.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

woman's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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