- Anti Joke

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.