- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

No because your face is really f***** up.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

womans having rights.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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