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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Black people.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................