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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.