Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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