- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was watching Fox news.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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