- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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