- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Women's rights.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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