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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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