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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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