Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Guest what in the butt

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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