A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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