What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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