What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Justin beiber's penis

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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