- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

A women left the kitchen.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Patriarchy.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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