there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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