What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Nero, sure you are okay?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Drew Knowles is gay

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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