Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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lol

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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