Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Take part of what?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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penis

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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