Caroline Kelly.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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