- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

read this sentence again.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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