- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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