- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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