- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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