why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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How about that airline food?

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Rylan Clark

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Penis

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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whats black? the colour

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knock knock... ...no answer

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