- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

i found waldo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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