In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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