- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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