so the weather's nice...

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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