I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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WILLY

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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