- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

joe diragi whacks off his dog

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Fat people

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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