What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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