- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Roses are flowers.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

antonis sister is mighty fine

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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