Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

a chinese man pays the full price

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

WILLY

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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