- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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