Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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