Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

Drew Knowles is gay

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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