- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Your Mum is soo fat.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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