What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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