Dumbledore dies.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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