what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Women's Rights

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

FUCK YOU

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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