Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Indians

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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