- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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