What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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