- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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