- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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