A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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