- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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