- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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