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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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