- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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