- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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