Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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GOODBYE

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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