Manchester City

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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