- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

kieran is a homosexual

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

you see theres this guy.

snowglobe

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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