- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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