- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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