Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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hey justin

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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