What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Women's Soccer.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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