- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

One, two, three, four and five

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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