- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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