I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What fires shots? A gun

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

123 f*ck off

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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