- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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