Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

i found waldo.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Women's rights

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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