- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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