A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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you see theres this guy.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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kieran is a homosexual

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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