Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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TIMMY

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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