Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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