- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What's big and purple? Barney

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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