Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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