- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Dumbledore dies.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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