- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

no really what are ur names?

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Yo mama so fat.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

an dislexik nam rwote hits

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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