- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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