- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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