- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

women's rights.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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