- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What's big and purple? Barney

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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