- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

this website is a bad joke

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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