Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Anti Joke

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