- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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