- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

i had sex.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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