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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

david what a baghead

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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