- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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