- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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