- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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