Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Katy Perry

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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