- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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