What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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