- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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