Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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