- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Has u seen my grammar?

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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