Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

A dancer walks into a barre

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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