What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

LO AND BEHOLD!

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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