Good job, son.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

i found waldo.

Your girlfriend.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Knock Knock. Not home.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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