What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

guy walks into a bar, ouch

yolo your orange looks orange

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

hey guys im gay

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Women's rights

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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