My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

whats black and large -me

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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