- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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