- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

you see theres this guy.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

kieran is a homosexual

ask me if i am a tree. no.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do you call double A's? Batteries

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

snowglobe

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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