How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

drew edminstin is a rat

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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