What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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