- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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