- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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