Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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