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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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