- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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