- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What happened to my sunglasses?

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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