Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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