Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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