- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

WILLYS

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

There was an american man on the way to work.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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