- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

One, two, three, four and five

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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