- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

alert("Hello");

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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