Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

My jeans

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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